Conservatives: "Rahm Emanuel ordered a turkey sandwich. That's a scandal!"
Media: "OMG!"
The White House: "Rahm Emanuel ordered a turkey sandwich. That isn't a scandal."
Media: "It's the White House's fault we were all, like, 'OMG!' They should have told us sooner that ordering a turkey sandwich isn't a scandal."
Conservatives: "They really expect us to think all they did was order a turkey sandwich? How stupid do they think we are? That's obviously a cover story."
Media: "Questions about sandwich order continue to linger."
I know you intended this as parody. You're going to have to do better if you want to stay ahead of reality.
Posted by: Quaker in a Basement | May 28, 2010 at 08:05 PM
Bah! Link fail!
http://dvareinu.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/the-jerusalem-post-5-25-10-tourism-ministry-denies-feeding-emanuel-shellfish/
Posted by: Quaker in a Basement | May 28, 2010 at 08:07 PM