The Sestak non-scandal, in a nutshell

Conservatives: "Rahm Emanuel ordered a turkey sandwich. That's a scandal!"

Media: "OMG!"

The White House: "Rahm Emanuel ordered a turkey sandwich. That isn't a scandal."

Media: "It's the White House's fault we were all, like, 'OMG!' They should have told us sooner that ordering a turkey sandwich isn't a scandal."

Conservatives: "They really expect us to think all they did was order a turkey sandwich? How stupid do they think we are? That's obviously a cover story."

Media: "Questions about sandwich order continue to linger."

Comments

[Quaker in a Basement]

I know you intended this as parody. You're going to have to do better if you want to stay ahead of reality.

[Quaker in a Basement]

Bah! Link fail!

http://dvareinu.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/the-jerusalem-post-5-25-10-tourism-ministry-denies-feeding-emanuel-shellfish/